CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Sinbad |
9 out of 10 white families consider him safe enough for their kids to watch |
11/10/1956 |
66 |
34 |
|
| Randy Travis |
Insert redneck joke here |
5/4/1959 |
64 |
36 |
|
| Michael J. Fox |
His wife doesn't need a vibrator |
6/9/1961 |
62 |
38 |
|
| Madonna |
Used to be hot. Now she's gone crazy with plastic surgery. |
8/16/1958 |
65 |
35 |
|
| Quando Rando |
Driveby shooting adjacent on multiple occasions |
3/23/1999 |
24 |
76 |
|
| Bill Cosby |
Blind rapist |
7/12/1937 |
86 |
14 |
|
| "Stuttering" John Melendez |
"F-f-f-from th-the How-How-Howard Stern Show" |
10/4/1965 |
58 |
42 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Tom Jones |
His publicist paid women to throw their panties at him |
6/7/1940 |
83 |
17 |
|
| Bob Dylan |
People call you a genius when no one can understand your lyrics |
5/24/1941 |
82 |
18 |
|
| William Shatner |
The. Original. Captain. Of... The Enterprise. |
3/22/1931 |
92 |
8 |
|
| Jim Ross |
"My god! That man has a family!" |
1/3/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Harvey Fierstein |
Gargles glass and rocks every morning |
6/6/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Michael Caine |
Distinguished actor that did Miss Congeniality anyway |
3/14/1933 |
90 |
10 |
|
| Randy Quaid |
The crazy Quaid |
10/1/1950 |
73 |
27 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Bob Seger |
Night Moves |
5/6/1945 |
78 |
22 |
|
| Tommy Lee Jones |
Al Gore's roommate in college |
9/15/1946 |
77 |
23 |
|
| Robert Duvall |
"Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning." |
1/5/1931 |
92 |
8 |
|
| Morgan Freeman |
Chances are, he did the voiceover for your favorite documentary |
6/1/1937 |
86 |
14 |
|
| Jon Lovitz |
"That's the ticket!" |
6/21/1957 |
66 |
34 |
|
| Bill Clinton |
"I did not have sex with that woman." |
8/19/1946 |
77 |
23 |
|
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